not that I'm against people with disabilities

Start from Hirodata Ototake, Nick Vujicic, now Claudio Vieira de Oliveira. Can it happen that in the future, occupation of motivators reserved only for people with disabilities?

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lucy

I stare at good-looking guys; because I often wonder how different my life would be if I were as attractive as they are.
-- I'm straight I swear --

Me too! But at good looking girls, other parts: staring, different life, and straight are the same.
-- me --

This is the most confusing commercial movie I have ever seen. Full of documentary clips about animals giving birth etc, I cannot say that this movie is my favorite. Funny, because I usually like Luc Besson's movies.

Also I noticed Scarlett Johansson's uneven teeth here. Never once noticed it in Marvel's where she's Black Widow.

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windows xp -- part two

For some people automatic updates are very annoying. I will tell you how to turn off automatic updates on Windows XP.

There are four ways, for myself, I like to play safe by doing them all.
1. Go to Control Panel, make sure you are on Category view, then choose Security Center. Manage security settings for Automatic Updates, then turn it off.
2. Start > right click on My Computer > Properties > choose Automatic Updates Tab > turn it off.
3. Run > msconfig > choose Service Tab > make sure the box beside Automatic Update is not ticked.
4. Run > services.msc > double click on Automatic Update > make sure the auto start option is set to Disabled and the service itself is stopped.

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windows xp

Although Windows XP is no longer being updated by Microsoft, some people are still using it. And for those people, today I will show how to enable hibernation on Windows XP. Go to Control Panel, make sure you are on Classic view, then choose Power Options. Go to Hibernate tab, make sure Enable Hibernation is ticked.

And to actually do hibernate your computer: On shut down menu, press and hold Shift button, hibernate option will appear.

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secret meeting acknowledged by rajasa and (former?) political opponent

“We can be different [in political stance] but we don’t [have to] stop saying hello to each other. What’s wrong with me having silaturahim with Jokowi after the [presidential] competition?” Hatta said.
-- Hatta admits 'secret' meeting with Jokowi, denies political negotiations --

Meanwhile, Jokowi was being evasive, saying that Rajasa and himself only met for the sake of sweet tooth. Or more like salty tooth, because they met to eat lemper. Lemper is an Indonesian dish made of glutinous rice filled with chicken. Wikipedia explains it better than I do: The meat filling is rolled inside the rice, in a fashion similar to an egg roll; this is in turn rolled and wrapped inside a banana leaf, oil paper, plastic sheet or tinfoil to make a packet ready for serving. Lemper are most often seen as snacks, but may sometimes be served as appetizers as well.

Little is heard from Prabowo Subianto, Rajasa's teammate in 2014 presidential election.

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must be the most awkward phone call in one's life

No matter how awkward you feel right now, you can't beat the one person who called Pizza Hut because his pizza was taking forever and was told, "I'm sorry, your pizza delivery man died in a traffic accident."

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